As barnacled as the bottom of a boat

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In my dreams my skin erupts in
patches of green moss or fungal like growths that seem strangely natural in the
dream state but when I wake up I am filled with revulsion. 
What is it that has
over taken my skin?
Our dog has a warty lump on one of
his hind feet between his claws. 
The vet diagnoses it with one of those inexplicable words doctors use
to describe something with which they are familiar but to me is gobbledy gook. 
To her credit, she then explained
that this lump might simply be a wart of some sort or it could be a cancerous
growth.  The latter is unlikely in a dog so young.  Whatever
it is, it seems to be infected.  So
rather than rush off to do a biopsy, which would probably be indeterminate
because of the presence of infection, the vet said, it’s better to put the dog
on antibiotics.
One large pink pill divided in
half, twice a day for ten days. I disguise the pill in a small cube of cheese
which the dog woofs down.  So far
so good.  The lump seems to be getting better. 
I should call this the week of skin
growths, because like the dog I developed a strange growth.   It started only a couple of months ago, this little
lumpy thing in between my beasts where the skin is whitest, right there in
the middle of my cleavage.   
Probably nothing, my GP said, but best to be rid of
it.  She did not want to remove it
herself from such a delicate location because of potential scarring. Better to take it to a skin
specialist, a surgeon.  
Mid week,
said surgeon chopped out the growth. 
He would have let it be, he said, but he could not quite determine what it
was from sight and touch. 
It could be what I call an ageing
lump, otherwise known as a senile wart – great terminology, the surgeon and I
agree – or a seborrheic keratosis in medical jargon, or a basal cell
carcinoma. 
It was neither of these.  The surgeon rang yesterday with
results.  ‘Good news,’ he
said.  ‘We could have left it but
we would not know for sure.’
Mine is a case of Lichen simplex,
a benign lesion that erupts on the skin through sun damage, more a
dermatological issue, the surgeon said, than a surgical one, whatever that
means. 
Diagnosis seems to be the essence
of medicine.  Name a thing,
categorise it and then decide what to do with it.  In any case the surgeon is pleased with this good news but a
little concerned about possible scarring. 
That part of the skin there in the chest area has a tendency to over
heal, the surgeon told me.  It can
become hypertrophic.  It can
over-heal. 
If I wind up with a nasty red
thickened scar –  a hypertrophic
scar – then I must get back to him. 
He will treat it with steroid injections and something else, the name of
which I missed.
So my dreams have come true. 
I’m fond of lichen, are you?  I’ve always enjoyed the patterns lichen
makes on the side of trees or on one side of the roof.  Lichen prefers the side that gets the
least sun.  The shady side.  And people have been known to use the
appearance of lichen as a direction finder. 
In Australia the lichen grows on
the south side.  In the northern
hemisphere it’s the other way around. 
A therefore useful plant. 
But the idea of lichen growing on my skin is worse than the idea of a
wart or a pimple.  These hard scaly
barnacles, a sign of aging no doubt, but also of what? 
Are you feeling squeamish?  It’s a strange thing, this talk of the
body gone wrong, especially on the surface of the skin.
When I rang my daughter from the
surgeon’s rooms to say I’d be late home because he was taking off the growth,
her immediate response was one of ‘yuk’. 
Nor can she bear to look at the
dog’s paw.  I must say I don’t
enjoy looking at the dog’s paw either, and now this growth of mine, like
something grisly from one of my fungal outgrowth dreams, sends shudders of the
uncanny through me. 
You now the notion of the
uncanny?  Freud wrote about
it.  An object, an experience that
is both comfortably familiar and at the same time repulsive.  It has an edge to it, the familiar gone
wrong, like snot from other people’s noses and ear wax or craggy growths on
otherwise unblemished skin. 
Rough dry lumpy bits that erupt on
the surface of our skin  remind us I suppose that we are growing old like crusty old crabs.  I have seen
several of these crusty fellows on 
my husband’s body and more recently they’ve started to erupt on mine. 
And the paradox is that just as our
skin develops dry scaly patches it thins and loses its elasticity.  My mother’s skin at 92 is almost
translucent.  
Her skin has become as my skin in dreams when I
can see from the outside in, and the surface of my skin is as transparent as glad wrap, or as barnacled as the bottom of a boat.    

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41 Comments on As barnacled as the bottom of a boat

  1. Anonymous
    May 5, 2012 at 2:09 am (5 years ago)

    You are not alone, Elisabeth.
    I have been pre-occupied with all the undesirable barnacles that keep popping up all over my body which my medical knowledge tells me are inevitable, but my vanity says is unacceptable. My general term for them all is 'body mould' and I am presently trying to decide whether to see a Dermatologist or learn to live with them.
    I know none of them are suspicious – or sinister, as the medical world term them, making them sound even more 'witchlike' but my most irrational fear is that they are the sort of things that turn children off old people. How absurd is my thinking?
    I don't mind having more birthdays, but damn old-age! They weren't there yesterday, so when did they suddenly grow?
    Karen C

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  2. River
    May 5, 2012 at 3:54 am (5 years ago)

    I'm not at all squeamish or repulsed by this. My own body has enough lumps and bumps and oddities to render me numb on the subject.
    The infected lump in the dog's paw may be a grass seed lodged deep within and working its way out.

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  3. oosterman
    May 5, 2012 at 5:04 am (5 years ago)

    I would have called them beauty spots. My experience with lumps was the removal of polyps during an operation called polypectomy at the hospital.
    The worst part was having to wear a gown with the back tied with strings but more or less open. Then having to walk past staff and other patients and crawling into the bed.

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  4. The Elephant's Child
    May 5, 2012 at 5:26 am (5 years ago)

    I am fond of lichen on tree and rocks. More than fond. I find it fascinating and beautiful. On myself or indeed on other people? Not so much.

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  5. oceangirl
    May 5, 2012 at 6:09 am (5 years ago)

    I spent thousands of dollars to remove the barnacles off the bottom of my boat that I know will only grow back as soon as I put it back in the water. Oh well..

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  6. Elizabeth
    May 5, 2012 at 6:17 am (5 years ago)

    Very cool post, Elisabeth, and terribly interesting. I have a hideous mole on my scalp, under my hair, that is non-cancerous but pinkish and large. My son Oliver says that it's a piece of my brain on the outside of my head and loves to look at it and then scream.

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  7. Windsmoke.
    May 5, 2012 at 6:26 am (5 years ago)

    I have a Lichen on my shoulder blade that appeared 20 or more years ago it never got any bigger or thicker and its not painful. After consulting my doctor at the time he said not to worry about it so i haven't. At my age i've lost count of the number of scares i have. I reckon scares are a testament to prove that you have lived :-).

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  8. Jim Murdoch
    May 5, 2012 at 10:50 am (5 years ago)

    I have what my wife calls a naevus in the centre of my forehead which I was not born with, a wart on the middle finger of my right hand that sometimes annoys me and a lump of some sort on my right leg where I had a spot what never went away and I’m not sure what you’d call that. I’d love to say that other than that my skin is as smooth as a baby’s but that’s not the case. I still get more pimples than I ever imagined I would get by this time of my life. I never suffered especially as a teenagers but I have a strong revulsion to them and have never been able to leave them alone; I have to burst them. One of Ian McEwan’s early short stories haunted me … well, to this day if I’m being honest. It’s called ‘Conversations with a Cupboard Man’ and revolves around a conversation between a social worker and a man in a cupboard. That part’s interesting enough but it’s a fairly minor character in the story that upset me: ‘Pus-face’, his onetime boss. I’ve known some cruel nicknames in my time but, for me, that one tops the list. It’s rare of me to visualise the characters I’m reading about but I had no problem with that one. If they ever dramatised it I doubt I would watch it.

    As a kid my siblings and I all suffered badly from heat spots, not just one or two of the buggers but dozens on our arms, legs and torsos. I hated them but at least for the most part they could be hidden under clothing. What I loathed so much about pimples is that they had no respect; they would appear anywhere and anything that drew people’s attention to me in a bad way embarrassed me; I’m still like that.

    You were wise to have that thing seen to. Carrie had a lump at the side of her nose removed a few years back which was cancerous with the unsavoury name “rodent ulcer,” a type of basal cell carcinoma; her second cancer, the first being ovarian. With her condition she has numerous skin blemishes but as they’ve arrived gradually I can’t say I notice them anymore. The nose looked awful for a while but you’d never know there was ever a problem unless you compared photos of her nose before; there was a little remodelling required. I’m not sure how I would feel about cancer. If I can’t handle the odd pimple I’m not sure how I would cope with something that was setting out to disfigure and/or kill me. I expect I’d be screaming, “Get it out of me! Get it out of me!” Maybe not.

    As for poorly pets there’s nothing worse. Lichen I have no strong opinions about. I just wish people could agree how to pronounce the damn word: lie-ken or lich-en.

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  9. steven
    May 5, 2012 at 12:33 pm (5 years ago)

    there's so much of life that clings and grows like barnacles and of course we are certain that everyone else can see them bcause that is all they will see when in my own experience people are so wrapped up with thinking about their own barnacles that they simply can't see yours . . . . . steven

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  10. Andrew
    May 5, 2012 at 12:40 pm (5 years ago)

    Oh that we could retain the skin of our babyhood. No wonder that smooth youthfulness is used for advertising.

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  11. Ms Sparrow
    May 5, 2012 at 1:44 pm (5 years ago)

    I remember a stand-up comedian once lamenting, "When you get older, you start to have things growing all over you!" It got a big laugh. I try to take them in stride, but it just isn't fair to have brown spots, wrinkles AND pimples!

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  12. Kirk
    May 5, 2012 at 7:49 pm (5 years ago)

    I'm just grateful that the bad posture of my youth never resulted in that hunchback my parents so warned me about.

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  13. Ms. Moon
    May 6, 2012 at 2:30 am (5 years ago)

    I can relate to every word of this.

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  14. Anthony Duce
    May 6, 2012 at 4:32 am (5 years ago)

    Enjoyed the writing.. You now have me thinking about my aging body again.

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  15. juliet
    May 6, 2012 at 4:37 am (5 years ago)

    You've set me musing on all the different skin changes I'm noticing, and the tactless names that skin specialists have for them. 'Over healing': what a strange concept. So instead of helping your scar to heal, you would be wondering about how to get it to 'under heal' and so come out neutral.
    All very bewildering when it comes to making choices. Fortunately my skin specialist likes to leave everything alone, except it it's a basal cell carcinoma.
    Wishing you a successful half healing!

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  16. juliet
    May 6, 2012 at 4:37 am (5 years ago)

    You've set me musing on all the different skin changes I'm noticing, and the tactless names that skin specialists have for them. 'Over healing': what a strange concept. So instead of helping your scar to heal, you would be wondering about how to get it to 'under heal' and so come out neutral.
    All very bewildering when it comes to making choices. Fortunately my skin specialist likes to leave everything alone, except it it's a basal cell carcinoma.
    Wishing you a successful half healing!

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  17. Elisabeth
    May 6, 2012 at 7:33 am (5 years ago)

    'Body mould seems to me to be a great expression for such growths, Karen, rather like the things that pop up in a neglected bathroom.

    Without medical knowledge I cannot say for sure that all my lumps and bumps are non-sinister, therefore I take each new uprising for examination. I am grateful that so far none have been seriously problematic.

    All that sun damage I endured as a child before we knew better. It's clearly a mixture of the two: aging and excess exposure to the sun.

    Thanks, Karen.

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  18. Elisabeth
    May 6, 2012 at 8:18 am (5 years ago)

    The vet thought this might be the case, River, a seed lodged deep in the dog's paw but she didn't seem to want to poke around. She wanted first to clear up the infection. If the dog were human he might be able to tell us what's wrong, as we try to tell our doctors what ails us.

    As you say we probably need to get used to the onset of age related lumps and bumps and not be too distressed about them, given they're a fact of life, if lived long enough.
    Thanks, River.

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  19. Elisabeth
    May 6, 2012 at 8:21 am (5 years ago)

    I recognise the ignominy of the hospital gown, Gerard. I'm sure most of us do after we've had a spell in the depersonalising environment called hospital.

    As for calling these barnacles beauty spots, that's not a bad idea. It takes the ugliness out of them even if in joke form.

    Thanks, Gerard.

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  20. Elisabeth
    May 6, 2012 at 8:23 am (5 years ago)

    The beauty of lichen on trees and in gardens is, as you say another thing when attached to the human form. It seems you share my perception, Elephant's Child. It's the idea of it more than the reality rather like having worms. As my daughter says : yuk.

    Thanks, Elephant's Child.

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  21. Elisabeth
    May 6, 2012 at 8:25 am (5 years ago)

    Barnacles on the bottom of boats grow back, Fazlisa, hopefully not too fast otherwise it'd become a very expensive procedure but not perhaps as expensive as the removal of barnacles from humans.

    Thanks, Fazlisa.

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  22. Elisabeth
    May 6, 2012 at 8:27 am (5 years ago)

    Oliver's description of that mole on your head, Elizabeth, is wonderful. Fancy the idea of a bit of your brain sticking out. Children see things so well, but I suppose it's best not to take it too literally or personally.

    Thanks, Elizabeth.

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  23. Elisabeth
    May 6, 2012 at 8:29 am (5 years ago)

    I'd agree Windsmoke, these scares – or did you mean scars? – are a type of testament to the fact that we've lived.

    That lichen on your shoulder sounds like a real war wound of life.

    Thanks, Windsmoke.

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  24. Elisabeth
    May 6, 2012 at 8:40 am (5 years ago)

    To me it's lie-ken, Jim, any other pronunciation seems strange. I travel in reverse order to your response. the dg's would seems to be healing after four days on antibiotics but i wish it had completely disappeared. Still there's another five days to go. as for this episode, it amazes me how good he is at taking the antibiotic. He woofs it dow, this great pink pill. I've yet to offer t without the cheese but when it's fallen away from the cheese ad i offer it back to him he eats the thong as of it is cheese. i understand dogs can be like that. they
    ll eat anything.

    As for pimples and the description you offer of 'pus face', I can well understand your revulsion here. Pimples seem to be a thing of the past for me now, but I certainly remember them, and my daughters still suffer the occasional outbreak which distresses them.

    Still I'd rather suffer the occasional pimple to these potentially cancerous growths any day. It also depends on where it's located. On your face is probably the worst place given its visibility. It must have been hard for Carrie.

    Thanks Jim.

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  25. Elisabeth
    May 6, 2012 at 10:31 am (5 years ago)

    You're right, Steven. We tend to get caught up in our lumps and bumps when more often than not they're invisible to others. It's as of we feel them on the inside- gigantic – like a tongue seeking after a cracked tooth.

    Thanks, Steven

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  26. Elisabeth
    May 6, 2012 at 10:33 am (5 years ago)

    And even baby skin these days, Andrew, is prone to eczema and all sorts of aberrations that show up on the surface of skin. The skin is a membrane and it reflects what's going on inside, including aging, health and allergy.

    Thanks, Andrew.

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  27. Elisabeth
    May 6, 2012 at 10:35 am (5 years ago)

    I agree, Ms Sparrow. It seems unfair. All those things that can go wrong with our skin over the course of our lives, and especially through aging. And still we suffer the adolescent angst of pimples.

    Thanks, Ms Sparrow.

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  28. Elisabeth
    May 6, 2012 at 10:11 pm (5 years ago)

    Parents have a funny way of warning us against the worst, Kirk, and sometimes in the process they can create greater problems, perhaps like your fear of developing a hunch back. I imagine a large bony lump in the middle of your back and spine that causes you to hunch over is worse by far that the occasional age driven barnacle.

    Thanks, Kirk

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  29. Elisabeth
    May 6, 2012 at 10:12 pm (5 years ago)

    I'm glad you can identify. Thanks, Ms Moon.

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  30. Elisabeth
    May 6, 2012 at 10:14 pm (5 years ago)

    Sorry that I keep reminding you of your own aging body, Anthony. For me it's an occupational and age related hazard. I write what comes up for me and every year it gets louder.

    Thanks, Anthony.

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  31. Elisabeth
    May 6, 2012 at 10:16 pm (5 years ago)

    The skin specialist would have left this one alone, too, Juliet except that he wasn't quite sure what it was. If he'd known for sure it wasn't one of those basel cell carcinomas he might well have left it alone, too. That's often the best way.

    Thanks, Juliet.

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  32. Amanda
    May 7, 2012 at 3:27 am (5 years ago)

    Hi Lis,

    Am following you now that we are fellow students. I like the look of your blog – and lichen too.
    Mine is a work in progress.

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  33. Elisabeth
    May 7, 2012 at 6:01 am (5 years ago)

    It's good to see you here, Amanda. I checked out your blog last night and tried to leave an email for you but I could not get through the letter verification process and gave up. I'll try to leave a comment on your blog instead. Thanks, Amanda.

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  34. Mary LA
    May 8, 2012 at 9:36 am (5 years ago)

    Such an interesting post but it filled me with dread because I have a friend who has just been diagnosed with an aggressive breast cancer and there was no lump or outward growth, just a few calcified spots on a mammogram and then deep inside the breast a handful of malignant cells multiplying.

    We don't know what happens at cellular level, that is why so much is invisible and not tangible, harder to understand. I am quite glad of the moles and age spots and lichens, because they can be seen and diagnosed.

    Because I grew up (like you) in a hot climate we spent years lying around in the sun beside chlorinated pools or walking out on the veld with just a little sun cream or a floppy hat and my skin has paid the price for it. I wish we had been warned.

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  35. jane.healy
    May 8, 2012 at 11:10 am (5 years ago)

    Year ago I went to my GP to find out what a tiny lump in the middle of my back was – he diagnosed it as a lipoma – a piece of fatty tissue, no problem. To remove it would be unnecessary unless it grew. I guess for years I ignored it, so it grew – eventually (15 years later) I had it removed, it was 12cms long 8cms across. It was totally benign but it had started to push onto the nape of my neck, only when it was gone did I realise I had been suffering from a headache for years! Wish I had had the sense to get it removed on my first visit. Now I check regularly for a recurrence but all the 'dimples' one acquires make it difficult to detect one fatty lump from another.

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  36. Kath
    May 8, 2012 at 1:28 pm (5 years ago)

    I think there's something about our fascination with our own injuries and scars but the revulsion when asked to look at someone else's. I was always the kid who'd peel back the bandaid to see how my scabs were doing, but squealed if my brothers did it.

    No 'senile warts' on me yet, but definitely some sun spots on my temple and jawline that weren't there last year. And why do pimples still come – if wrinkles and liver spots are here, can't the zits at least give me some peace?

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  37. Elisabeth
    May 10, 2012 at 9:38 am (5 years ago)

    I, too, wish we were warned as children about the impact of sun damage to skin, Mary. My children use skin block all the time and rarely sit out in the sun. I regularly sat in the sun and coated myself with coconut oil – all the better to fry myself. no wonder our skin suffers now.

    Thanks, Mary.

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  38. Elisabeth
    May 10, 2012 at 9:42 am (5 years ago)

    You're not the first to ask this question, Kath. Why must we still endure zits when our liver and aging spots start to appear?

    How can an adolescent ailment sit so close to an old person's problem. It seems terribly unfair, but equally the incontinence of extreme old age and illness has its parallels in nappy wearing infancy.

    It can be tough having a body, especially at either extreme of life.

    Thanks, Kath.

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  39. aguja
    May 10, 2012 at 4:17 pm (5 years ago)

    I love the lichen photograph … and the underlying humour in your writing, which appealed to me. I loved, too, your focus on 'uncanny'; it is an odd word and perhaps apt in that.
    Keep on writing your unusual posts (which are not 'uncanny') – I so enjoy reading them.

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  40. Elisabeth
    May 11, 2012 at 7:27 am (5 years ago)

    I'm enthralled by the notion of the 'uncanny' too, Aguja. I'm glad you find humour in my writing. I can't say I intend it, but I often feel a strange sense of wanting to take things lightly however serious I might feel. Life can be a bit too extreme otherwise.

    Thanks, Aguja.

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  41. Patent Attorney
    June 9, 2015 at 12:30 pm (2 years ago)

    I didn't know that it was called lichen, you learn something new everyday! Trees are so beautiful, one of the few things that become more beautiful with age!

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