Other people’s words

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At the moment I am sitting in
Eleanor Dark’s studio with a rug over my knees and a heater close by, two
heaters in fact.  It’s cold in the
Blue Mountains, colder than I had imagined, but at least today the sun is
shining and the world outside – despite the dew on the grass and the bare tress
in the garden dripping with left over rain – looks almost spring like and
therefore warmer, warmer at least than yesterday when the day was over cast
from morning right through to night and there was a steady misting rain. 

I went out for only one walk into
town yesterday and did not enjoy it, not as I have enjoyed my walks through Katoomba in
the past.  But it goes in cycles.  Exhilaration to misery in as little as
five minutes.  The pressure to do
nothing but write and read and think about writing is a luxury but it’s also a
burden and for some reason I feel it more acutely this time.
I’m stuck in a well of the
familiar and I cannot get out of it.
 
In this studio, once the writing
place of Eleanor Dark, there is a series of drawers in which other writers who
have used this room have left snippets of their writing drafts, a page or two,
no more. And perched on top are two tall chests with flower embossed fronts in
which someone has placed a slip of paper with the words:
 ‘Courage is the first essential.’ 
In the next cupboard alongside but separated by mouldy dictionaries and grammar
books, this same person, I presume, has penned the words:
‘And coffee second.’
In another of the drawers below
where there are countless screeds from countless writers I found one piece that
has taken my fancy.  It’s from
an Australian poet named Jude Aquilina and it reads like this:
First
Penis Transplant
A cutting from The Herald, 2107
Today,
the first penis
transplant
was successfully
performed
on a woman in her
twenties.  I’ve always wanted
one, stated the Sydney
housewife,
to prove that
women
can wear penises too
. I
don’t
intend to flash it nor
thrash
it, just use it for its
natural
purposes and I hope it
comes
in handy around the
house.  I want to invent
practical
attachments such as
dusters
and dish mops.  How
many
mothers have wished
for
an extra hand? – crossing
the
street with a child each
side,
I’ll hang my handbag on
nature’s
hook.  And when I
 go dancing on summer nights,
I’ll
wear bangles that jangle
 from side to side. I really
think
they’re going to catch
on,
Women have been without
them
far too long.  Surgeons
say
their lists are full of
women
waiting to fulfil their
masculinity;
the problem at
the
moment, unfortunately,
lies
in the lack of donors.
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6 Comments on Other people’s words

  1. Pandora Behr
    June 21, 2014 at 1:30 am (3 years ago)

    Wow on two fronts. The Blue Mountains are wonderful – and I love the poem, Enjoy.

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  2. Louise Allan
    June 21, 2014 at 3:03 am (3 years ago)

    Love the poem. I didn't realise that appendage could have so many useful purposes!

    Hope you were able to find your writing flow at Varuna. How lovely to be in Eleanor Dark's studio!

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  3. PhilipH
    June 21, 2014 at 9:21 am (3 years ago)

    Hmm, very hinteresting.

    Shortage of donors; yes, I can understand that.

    Thereby hangs a tale, of sorts.

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  4. Jim Murdoch
    June 21, 2014 at 1:30 pm (3 years ago)

    That’s what every day’s like for me, “[t]he pressure to do nothing but write and read and think about writing.” That’s all I do. I get up, wonder what I’m going to do and don’t find many other things call out to me. So why am I not more productive? I think it’s to do with natural limits. You talk about the penis. I’ve been attached to mine for fifty-odd years now and although I can see where the author of that poem’s coming from I’m sad to report they’re nowhere near as useful as you might imagine. Even as “aiming tubes” they’re less than adequate. And as sex organs go I’d swap you my dick in a shot to experience a few multiple orgasms. Which is why I brought up the penis because it definitely has its limits. You can set aside all the time you like but even the hardiest—or plain determined—won’t manage more than four or five climaxes a day and he’ll probably need the next day off to recover. I’d an interesting e-mail exchange with a poet, a female poet (wouldn’t it’ve been so much easier to say ‘poetess’?), years ago about poetry and sex and we both agreed that there was definitely a… release would be as good a word as any during the writing process, a build-up of tension followed by a pleasurable release once the words came. It’s not something you can do all day long. Of course we were talking poetry. Prose is just something I do when not writing poetry. And just as with sex, I write less and less poetry these days. The novelty’s worn off. When I was seventeen everything was a source of inspiration. Not so much these days. Prose is functional. Prose is having sex. Poetry is making love. I exaggerate for effect but not entirely.

    Carrie’s back in the States—her mother died last week—so it’s just me and the bird for the next three weeks. It’s different when she’s not here, no routine. Although there’s a side of me that likes a routine—the side that likes an orderly workspace—there’s something freeing about being able to do what I want when I want. It’s never as simple as that because my brain refuses to behave but I’d have that to work around whether Carrie was here or not. It does take me a while though to get used to the non-routine and I’m not sure three weeks is really enough time. I don’t think I’d enjoy a retreat, that’s what I’m trying to say. I also think I’ve find the novelty counterproductive. Here is so familiar I never have to think about it; I can wander around in the pitch dark comfortably. The only thing about Carrie being away is that phone call late in the afternoon asking me what I’ve done, what I watched on TV. It’s just her making conversation because she’s so far away but that brings its own pressure; I have to have something to report. When she’s here there’s no pressure. She can see me sitting here doing something and that’s enough. I miss that.

    Is courage the first essential? I’m not sure I’ve ever felt courageous as a writer. But then I’ve not romanticised writing for a long time. You sit down; you write; end of. For me the first essential is having something to say that needs to be said. Which is the main reason why I write less and less. I watched a documentary on Philip Roth the last time Carrie went away. He’s quit writing now. The interviewer showed him a clip from when he was younger in which, during an interview, he basically said that he’d die if he couldn’t write. In response old Roth smiled: “I was wrong.” If I found I could no longer write what would I do? Start taking pictures. Begin composing again. I think that would keep me occupied until I die. Writing’s not the be all and end all. Especially if no one’s reading you.

    I’ll leave you with a poem:

        POEM ON TISSUE PAPER

        I jerked off into a poem today.
        I couldn't help myself

        and it felt so good too:
        the words didn't come easily.

        I don't like it to be over too soon;
        it's a spiritual thing.

        You wouldn't understand.

          2 June 1996

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  5. Anthony Duce
    June 21, 2014 at 6:43 pm (3 years ago)

    I enjoyed this immensely, especially the piece included by Jude Aquilina.. (They aren’t as useful as portrayed☺).
    To get away like you have to write would be a dream. I’ve tried it.. It’s also stressful, the expectations, the pressure to have something to show, when returning to the rest of the world..

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  6. pviljoen
    June 28, 2014 at 11:29 am (3 years ago)

    I laughed out loud. Wonderfully funny.

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