Desperados

Our dog has always been a scavenger but it never worried me until two severe bouts of pancreatitis nearly killed him. He’s now on a restricted diet of low fat kibble twice a day.

Given the kibble is all he’s allowed, the dog wolfs it down, but it’s obvious, he’d give anything for more.

In the morning I put out two sachets of wet cat food into the two cat bowls and beckon the cats to eat. I stand guard over their bowls until the cats arrive, sometimes too slowly for my likes, and then I close the door behind the cats as they nibble down their breakfast in the hallway.

Back in the kitchen, the dog gets his three quarter cup of kibble dispersed to his bowl.

It’s gone in a fraction of the time it takes for the cats to eat and then when they’ve had their fill, they leave a few scraps behind and I open the hallway door to let them out.

As fast as I can, I whip those bowls out of reach before the dog gets to them and tries to lick them clean.

Even then in the absence of bowls, he licks around the floor and sniffs for any left over scraps or even the smell of food other than his.

I have never witnessed such desperation for food. So desperate that there are a number of times during the autumn months when we catch the dog chewing at something in the kitchen and on closer inspection find he’s dragged in a stash of acorns from under the pin oak in our back yard.

He chews acorns to a pulp.

The dog is so desperate, that on his walks around the neighbourhood on lead, as he sniffs the kerbside grasses and checks out ideal places to shit and wee, we can’t let him linger too long, nose to the ground, in case he finds some scrap of something he considers edible.

Once when I was out in the off leash park with my grandsons, the dog ran into the bushes and came out chomping on a piece of someone’s discarded toast.

I couldn’t retrieve it from the dog, his grip so firm, once a piece of food is in his mouth, you might as well not even bother to try.

And then for the next day, I worried that it’d make him sick, too much fat for his damaged digestive system.

In like manner the dog stole a couple of uncooked sausages that my husband was busy preparing, and we’ve had to keep a firm eye on the salami that hangs out drying in a back room.

Even now the dog is under my desk sniffing for scraps.

Desperado.

When I was young and first in love with my husband, we took to visiting a couple of friends who loved to play EmmyLou Harris’s song, Like desperados waiting for a train.

Guy Clarke does a brilliant version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSxs89qT-r0

It became our song for anyone we considered desperate in any way, out of grief or rage or hunger.

The dog is like a desperado waiting for a train.

I can feel a desperado at times too, waiting for that train.

It’s a relief when the dog stops still and rests and I need not worry about the state of his gut.

Especially at this time of year with all the Christmas distractions around, including those forgotten food scraps.

We need to stay vigilant.

The horrors of hacking

My poor blog.

Hacked.

For the first time ever.

It went like this. Last Tuesday I received a message from Netregistry to tell me they’d suspended my WordPress site because it had been hacked and that I should not ask to have it returned until I had cleaned it up.

After an hour and a half of waiting on the telephone, I spoke to a pleasant man with a German accent who told me I should ask around among my friends and acquaintances for anyone who knows a trustworthy website technician, not simply a web designer, who could help get inside my site and clean it up.

The Netregistry fellow went to great pains to explain the process of hacking and of how it can happen to anyone.

It even happened to the American security intelligence services and they have state of the art equipment designed to keep out hackers.

So I should do my best to get my act together.

It seemed it was my fault that this had happened, that the person who set up my blog in the first instance had been slack or was perhaps incompetent and that through our negligence we were exposing all the people who visit my blog and others with whom I communicate online to a hacker who could then infiltrate their systems, wreak havoc and steal their money.

I wouldn’t want to do that, would I?

He talked to me as though I was a small child in need of education. And yes indeed, I need education in these matters but perhaps not quite at the level of a small child.

It was as if I’d gone out for the day and left all the windows and front and back doors unlocked and when the police came after someone had reported the presence of burglars in my garden, the police were angry with me for my carelessness.

It was my fault, but in this instance, I had no idea what I had done wrong.

So I thanked the Netregistry man and contacted my blog designer, who told me the same thing had happened to her and caused her a great deal of stress and that I needed to go back to Netregistry and ask that they help me clean up my website.  She was a designer not a technician.

For a price, Netregistry could install ongoing security.

So back on the phone but this time I went through sales and funnily enough it took no time at all to get through, unlike when I pressed the number that led onto technical support where the queue was thirty four people deep.

Another young man, this time with a South American accent, helped to sell me a service that provided a ‘hardening’ of my website, and given the absence of my computer savvy son in-law, who’s away on holidays, I bit the bullet, handed over my credit card details and communicated for the next several hours, on and off via email with one, Candice.

After several hours, Candice sent me a long list of all the things she and her team had done. She also made a couple of suggestions of things I should do, including the need to get myself off some sort of Norton blacklist.

She might have been speaking in a foreign language when it came to certain items.

If I couldn’t do it myself, she could do it, she said.

So I asked for as much and she obliged and then told me the site is back up and running.

Still there are others things I need to do, including the installation of a mind bending password for security’s sake and when my son in law returns he will help me install further security beyond the antivirus protection one of my daughters installed on my computer last night.

So you’re safe to visit my blog again and this brave new world of vulnerable technology is one step further away from leading me to despair.

Until the next disruption, hopefully the hackers can’t get inside for now.

May my garden gargoyles keep all such intruders away: