A mess of memories

One Christmas when I was ten and my sister eight, our parents gave us identical Rothmans dolls. Gigantic baby dolls relative to our size and the most amazing present of my memory beyond the bicycle my elder brother restored for my twelfth birthday and the anthology of poetry my mother gave me for my fourteenth. 

Some gifts stay in your memory as perfection itself. And my baby pink Rothman’s doll was one such gift. That my younger sister should receive an identical doll – her doll’s nappy was pink while mine was blue – capped my joy. 

We played for hours with our dolls, dressing and undressing, nursing, feeding, caring. We collected accoutrements, as we called them. Plastic baby bottles that were lined inside with a thin tube of plastic into which the manufacturers had tipped a white liquid so when you lifted the bottle into the doll’s mouth she appeared to be feeding. Plastic toy potties for when we could help our babies learn to pee properly. 

That summer we took ourselves outside to the scrabbly patch of grass underneath the lopsided Hills hoist. The washing line tilted to one side and its outer layer was useless after our brothers had used it as a type of flying fox. No one ever bothered to fix it. The place was a rental, and my mother struggled every time she hung out sheets to find enough space. 

We alternated mother care with rounds of hopscotch on the strips of concrete that led beneath and around the washing line. A perfect hopscotch patch, it ran in a line from the house to the garden then spread its wings under the washing line. 

We scoured the back yard and beyond the rear laneway to the street to find the best and heaviest taws. Heavy taws skimmed the ground and offered a better aim. 

Part of the skill in hopscotch was not just your ability to hop one legged from square to square but also your skill at aiming your taw bang smack on target one square at a time. 

We were a competitive bunch my sister and brothers and me. We played to win. These games went on for hours during the endless school holidays only interrupted by a full bladder that demanded attention or my mother calling to come for dinner.

Dinner the worst time of all. We sat to order, two little girls alongside the little boys, four to a bench. My eldest brother at one end, my father at the other. My mother to his side opposite on the bench and the highchair for my little brother beside her. My little sister on the other side followed by my big sister and my second eldest brother. All of us sardined around the table with knives and forks at the ready as my mother piled great lumps of hudspot, mashed potatoes onions and carrots onto each plate with a sausage or two standing to attention alongside for the bigger kids. 

We ate in silence ever mindful of the looming presence of our father who, if you stepped out of line, would reach across and rap on my brothers’ knuckles with his fork. 

The meal over, we lined up plates and scooted them through to the scullery where my eldest sister took up at the sink, her elbows laced with soap suds, while we little ones took turns to dry, stack and put away. It took the best part of an hour to clear up after dinner by which time the only ones remaining in the kitchen were us girls. 

The boys’ ability to stand at the sink was limited and somehow no one complained when they failed to see the task through.

There was one night when my little sister came screaming from the back yard with a bone skewering her wrist. She had fallen on one of the dog’s bones left scattered across the yard. My mother rushed her to the hospital. She must have prevailed upon my father to drive as she did not drive herself until years later when she began to work outside of our home and needed to travel. 

Accidents were common fare in our oversized household. My own included. I thought of myself as cat like with nine lives. I had lost the first four by the time of my second collision with a car when I was seven. That one left me in the Box Hill Hospital with suspected concussion. I stayed overnight. A car had hit me on the zebra crossing in Canterbury Road. It was peak hour and I went to buy butter from the milk bar man at my mother’s request. 

The impact knocked me unconscious, and I came to on the butcher’s floor resting on saw dust that clung to my hair. My mother this time took me in an ambulance. Years earlier when I was three I threw myself into the deep end of the local swimming hole and my elder sister fished me out by pulling on my hair. 

Another time my second oldest brother rescued me from a train. I have no memory beyond the story told. My mother was with my little sister in her pram when the train stopped at Watsonia station. She eased the pram out first and then lifted one of my other sisters onto the platform. I stood behind this sister in the train waiting for my turn when it took off. Still leaning out to be lifted onto the platform, my older brother had the presence of mind to rush at me and sent me flying across the carriage as the train gathered speed.

My mother met us then at the next station after my brother helped me off. And around the same time a memory of colliding with a car in Greensborough near the creek where my brothers caught yabbies. A car whose driver stopped in alarm, and I was unhurt but fearful for the trouble I might get into for causing anyone an inconvenience.

Childhood is like this. A mass of memories, the good, the bad and the downright ugly. 

On learning about cars and bodies

When I was twenty-two years old, one of my eldest brothers took me to the CBA bank in Prahran where he approached the manager on my behalf so that I might take out my first ever loan. 

My brother was then a successful businessman selling carpet and he knew all there was to know about money. Including the fact the bank needed someone to act as guarantor.

Why not? I was only borrowing $2000.00, which in those days seemed like a million. 

I needed this money to buy my first car. Not that I had a licence to drive yet. I was still in the agonising throes of learning.

I say agonising because I could not muster the confidence and coordination skills necessary to get my instructor’s car out of stationary and move through the four gears to allow for smooth sailing through the streets. 

Worst of all I had trouble stopping. Brakes preferred to be approached through the gears. An abrupt stop wore out your engine. 

I had no idea about cars and even once I had my licence in hand, which took me over two years at a time when it was far easier to square it with the licensing authority.

I failed my licence three times. The first for failing to stop as we exited the depot. A man was pushing a wheelbarrow across our path. My instructor slammed on the brakes for me. Instant failure. 

The second and third times, I could not master parallel parking. On that third time though the instructor took pity on me and granted me my ticket even after I performed an abysmal effort at reverse parking. 

For several months with licence in hand, I was still too afraid to drive my car and instead loaned it to a boyfriend who’d crashed his own, until this boyfriend and I broke up.

He was not the most psychologically minded of men and seemed unable to express a single emotion except irritation when I insisted he return my car.

I had no excuse then not to drive, but drive I did with great hesitation, until one day I ran into a Cocoa Cola truck going under a bridge in Caulfield.

No damage to the truck but I lost my front headlight and for a time could not drive my car after dark. 

Until another boyfriend, this time an electrician who was handy with cars, managed to putty in place a second-hand light. Although it had a pink putty bruise that was never properly panel beaten, the light worked again.

This same boyfriend alerted me to the fact that cars needed to be serviced. Their oil changed periodically and various other bits and bobs checked.

I had no idea.

And again, this boyfriend rescued me by servicing the car himself but once we, too, broke up and my car puttered along for several months, I figured with no boyfriend in tow, I needed to do the responsible thing and book my car in for a service.

The mechanic at Brandon Park shopping centre, where they also offered petrol to patrons, took my car under his wing and for a sum of money, which shocked me at the time as I measured everything by the value of my car, was able to service my car and get it ready to go on a few years longer.

It was a white VW Volkswagen. Now bruised after my accident. Over time I came to love its lawn mower chug.

When I met the man whom I would marry, after our first dinner at a mutual friend’s house, when he urged me to follow him to his home, all the way from Glen Waverly to Camberwell where he lived, I followed in second gear. 

I thought he, in his flash blue Renault hatch back, might not have the courage to go faster. Instead, he told me later he went slow because he feared my losing track of him.

I was the one going slow.

We did not go slow after this. Moved in with one another instantly and the rest, as they say, is history.

My ignorance of car servicing sets me thinking about my then ignorance of the human body. And earlier when I was a child and did not know the names of body parts, the salacious bits that caused a stir in my veins.

Words like penis and vagina were never used in our household and the notion that women and girls had this bit called a clitoris shocked me when I first heard of its existence in adulthood. 

Why were such words forbidden?

Obvious in many ways within the repressed Catholic household of my child. My mother’s sexual anxiety against my father’s tendency to sexualise almost everything and most especially his daughters. 

Maybe it was a way of protecting us from danger. As if not to say such words would make them less potent. When we know now it’s best to teach children accurate terminology for gender parts in order not to euphemise their bodies. 

This is also a helpful way of teaching then about the sanctity of their bodies and the ways in which they might protect themselves from others who might seek to use their bodies for their own sexual pleasure against the needs of the children. 

Rather like having knowledge of the need to service your car regularly, small people need to learn the names of their body parts so they can enlist grown-ups in their support if something goes wrong rather than hide behind cute euphemisms that leave them confused as to whether they’re being abused or not. 

Which puts me in mind of the business of parenting. A different type of servicing required. The servicing entailed in the changing of nappies, the feeding and holding, the cleaning up.

But alongside this practical service, babies and small children need parents who are interested in them. Curious about their little ones. 

The problem with obfuscating meaning by offering cute words for body parts, it can undermine curiosity. And without curiosity we cannot learn how to get on better in the world. How to understand ourselves better and how to understand others.